Sock Hop
I suppose it could be considered a little
sad. I mean, I saw a couple of hotel staff people peeking into
the room about midway through the ritual. I'm sure they were amused by
the middle aged stompers boogying to the
Beach Boys. But the dance floor wasn't crowded, and nobody cared
whether you had one partner or seven. And it was good exercise, damn
it. So I danced. Where else can you boogy on the same dance floor
as Kylene Beers and Nancie Atwell. Or Michael Day, for that matter.
But when they did that line dance, Electric Slide, the one that Keanu
Reeves and friends do in the jail cell in the movie The
Replacements? Well, I can never remember the steps, and I cross
my feet the wrong way and go forward when I'm supposed to go back, and
it just isn't a very organized thing. So, I did generic dancing
instead. I wasn't cool but who cares. At least I didn't spend any money.