On this voyage of self-discovery, I was in high school again and in the lunch line. I asked the lunch lady for a hamburger and she said there weren’t any more. Then, after a couple of seconds she said, “Oh. Yes there are,” and she gave me one.
I often dream that I’m spending time with a celebrity. I was sitting in a waiting room with Matt Damon and we were having a conversation about the movies he’d done. The conversation didn’t stray too far from Good Will Hunting and The Talented Mr. Ripley for obvious reasons. Anyway, we’re having this conversation and he leans in and whispers to me, “Did you know I’m a robot?” That’s when I woke up.
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