Verbal Exquisite Corpses:
The smelly llama pumped the ocean grumpily.
My giant platypus galloped towards the play thing excitedly.
The extremely hopeless catfish swung from the bird bath sadly.
The frigid action figure fell off the stone sarcastically.
The sparkling mammal killed Pierre persistently.
The disgusting river rat reflects on the space shuttle jovially.
Definitions:
What is a camel toe?
It is a sleek bald shiny object with seven thumbs.
What is made from mustard seeds?
A feeling of being burned by fire.
How do you ride a bike?
With a deep sleep of melancholy beneath a canopy of fear.
What is the human brain?
It is a freshly sliced onion that makes one cry like a baby.
What is a snow covered hill?
It is too powerful to stop.
What is in the back of your throat?
It is a mushroom grown only in Southeast Asia.
What is your favorite thing to eat?
It is a pack of thumbtacks.
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