Exquisite Corpses:
The decadent suit coats landed on jellybeans passionately.
The infinite gerbil hiccups past the balloon slowly.
The sweaty hot dog punctured its fingernail quickly.
The putrid Brad Pitt ran with lollypops scornfully.
The crazy ostrich negated the woman deeply.
The funny Mr. Rogers liked the Solid Gold Jet Pack horribly.
Hostile cowboys time traveled with shoes merrily.
Question and Answer:
What is Agony? It is an old man dancing in the street at
midnight.
What is a satisfying meal? It is a pus filled sore.
What is a hot air balloon? It is an ancient form of food
composed of snails and wheat.
What is a rubber spatula? It is a vegetable that grows in
the shade.
What is human emotion? It is a crème filled Danish
from the Corner Bakery.
What is rain? It is a giant tidal wave caused by shifting
fault lines in the ocean floor.
What is the topical remedy for a fungal wart? It is blue
skies and green grass.
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