I. (Original statement attributed to Toyen in Surrealist Games, edited by Alastair Btotchie and Mel Gooding (Boston: Shambhala, 1993), p. 31.

I am a gleaming necktie knotted around the hand so as to run across those throats at which I’m placed.

I am a gleaming necktie knotted around the fist so as not to scare the others away.

I’m a gleaming necktie wrapped around a fist so as not to scare the others away.

I am a gleaming necktie wrapped around a fist, so not to scare the others away.

An encircling necktie wrapped around a fist so as not to scare the others away.

An entangling necktie wraps around a fist as to not scare the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun times means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo fun time means business not to scare away the others.

Nintendo means fun times not to scare away from others.

Nintendo fun time means business, not just caramel lovers.

Nintendo business means fun times, not just caramel lovers.

Nintendo fun time means business, not caramel lovers.

Nintendo fun time means business not for caramel lovers.

II. (Original statement published anonymously in Surrealist Games, p. 83.

How would the certainty of the human race’s annihilation in the comparatively n ear future transform your conception of life?

How the necessity of the human complexion relates to the sincerity of human life.

How the sincerity of human function relates to the sincerity of life.

How the sincerity of the human function relates to the sincerity of life.

How the sincerity of human function leads to the sincerity of life.

How the sincerity of human function leads to the sincerity of human life.

All the sincerity of human function leads to the sincerity of human life.

All the sincerity of human function leads to the sincerity of human life.

All the sincerity of human function leads to all the sincerity of human life.

All the sincerity of human function leads to the sincerity of human life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity lead to all the things that function in life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity is all the things that function in life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity is all the things that function in life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity are all the things that function in life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity are all the things that function in life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity are all the things that function in life.

All the things that lead to human sincerity are all the things that lead to life.

All of the things that are…are all the things important in life.

All the things that make up human sacredity are all the things that are important in life.

All the things that make up human sacredity are all the things that are important in life.

All the things that make a payment sacred are what make the important things in life.